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Funny Quotes by Old Men - Wisdom of the Elderly

  • Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
  • Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
  • Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
  • When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
  • If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
  • A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
  • The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.
  • Many girls like to marry a military man he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
  • Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
  • I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
  • How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
  • When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth.... Remember about Algebra.
  • You know you are getting old, when everything ..........
  • I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
  • One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
  • Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
  • Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
  • If you don't learn to laugh when you are young, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
  • Hang in there and keep on Laughing

 

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