My Work Break
ACT to foster happiness, peace,
prosperity, and tolerance in the Middle East
Funny Quotes by Old Men - Wisdom of the Elderly
- Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
- Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy
earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
- Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not
- When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a
thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
- A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to
the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
- The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when
the interest is kept up.
- Many girls like to marry a military man he can cook, sew,
and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I
want people to know "why" I look this way.
- I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't
- How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to
your youth.... Remember about Algebra.
- You know you are getting old, when everything ..........
- I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to
- One of the many things no one tells you about aging is
that it is such a nice change from being young.
- Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is
- Old age is when former classmates are so gray and
wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
- If you don't learn to laugh when you are young, you won't
have anything to laugh at when you are old.
- Hang in there and keep on Laughing
Back | Home | Next
21st Century Lifelessness
Animals Interesting Facts
Apple iPhone Facts
Brief guide to Australia
Best Bumper Stickers
How Companies Got their Name
Humans Interesting Facts
Fun Eyes Test
Fun Personality Test
Funny Computer Tricks
Funny General Pictures
Funny Video Clips
Funny Video Clips
Funny Waxing Alternative
Great Animal Pictures
Great Sunsets Pictures
Great World Pictures
General Interesting Facts
General Quotes & Movie Lines
Item of the Day
:-) Jokes :-)
Language Interesting Facts
Lebanon Interesting Facts
Mental Abilities Challenges
More Amazing Facts
Numbers Fun Facts
Optical Illusions 2
Optical Illusions 3
Pre-School Test for U
Phrases for Work
Quotes by Great Women
Quotes by Wise Old Men
Seen On T-Shirts
SMS Abbreviations Meaning
Someone and you
Song for Bush
Statistics about Sex
Strange but true coincidents
Super Silly Quiz
Tips for Managers
Twisted Fun Thoughts
Time Fun Facts
Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
Viral Email Health Tips