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ACT to foster happiness, peace, prosperity, and tolerance in the Middle East
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Funny Quotes by Old Men - Wisdom of the Elderly
- Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
- Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
- Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
- When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
- If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
- A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
- The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.
- Many girls like to marry a military man he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
- I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
- How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth.... Remember about Algebra.
- You know you are getting old, when everything ..........
- I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
- One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
- Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
- Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
- If you don't learn to laugh when you are young, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
- Hang in there and keep on Laughing
