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ACT to foster happiness, peace,
prosperity, and tolerance in the Middle East
- Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days
you're the statue.
- Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you
have to eat them.
- Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die
in the middle of it.
- Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by
- Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will
happen to you for the rest of the day.
- If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be
- If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve
as a warning to others.
- Never buy a car you can't push.
- Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because
then you don't have a leg to stand on.
- Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and
- The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong
- Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer
- Ever notice that the people who are late are often much
jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
- You may be only one person in the world, but you may also
be the world to one person.
- Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
- Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
- We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are
pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors;
but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
- A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a
- Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left
- Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought
about you today...
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