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ACT to foster happiness, peace, prosperity, and tolerance in the Middle East
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My Age, Getting Lucky Is Finding My Car in the Parking Lot.
Remember When Sex
Was Safe and Skydiving Was Dangerous?
(On the front)
Randolph-Macon Woman's College (On the back) Not a Girls' School with No Men,
but a Women's College with No Boys.
(On a motorcycle rider's t shirt - back) If you can read this, then the bitch
fell off
My IQ came back negative :-)
We Got Rid of the
Kids -- The Cat Was Allergic.
Don't Worry, Mom --
It's Just a Phase.
Kids: You Spend the
First Two Years of Their Lives Teaching Them to Walk and Talk -- and the Next 19
Telling Them to Sit Down and Shut Up.
(On the front) 60 Is
Not Old . . . (On the back) If You're a Tree.
I'm Still Hot -- It
Just Comes in Flashes.
I'm Not 50 -- I'm
$49.95 Plus Tax.
I Know I Came Into
This Room for a Reason.
Wrinkled Was Not One
of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up!
I Used to Have a
Handle on Life, But It Broke.
My Reality Check
Just Bounced.
Cancel My
Subscription -- I Don't Need Your Issues.
Dangerously
Under-Medicated.
Madness Takes Its
Toll -- Please Have Exact Change.
Every Time I Hear
the Dirty Word 'Exercise,' I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate.
Physically Pffffft!
Earth Is the Insane
Asylum for the Universe.
Life Is Short --
Make Fun of It.
Buckle Up. It Makes
It Harder for the Aliens to Snatch You From Your Car.
Hang Up and Drive.
I Took the Road Less
Traveled, and Now Where the Heck Am I?
Welcome to Mississippi
-- Set Your Watch Back 30 Years.
Use Vowels Every Day
or You'll Get Consonated.
Don't Hate Yourself
in the Morning -- Sleep Till Noon.
I'm Not a Snob. I'm
Just Better Than You Are.
Live Your Life So
That When You Die, the Minister Will Not Have to Tell Any Lies at Your Funeral.
