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ACT to foster happiness, peace, prosperity, and tolerance in the Middle East
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Some Lebanese are fake, that is how to be one of them ;-)
Must have a 2002 model car,
not any car, but BMWs, Mercedes, Jags, Porsche... amongst others.
- Go to the movies on
Mondays or Wednesdays, we pay 5000 LP on those days, we economize 5000 LP
($3.5) that we add to the $150 to go to Alecco's or Mandaloun on weekends!
- If you cannot make it to Paris, shopping in Kaslik or Verdun is a must, even if you go to Akil Bros.!!
- Faraya or Fakra in Winter
time and ATCL or Riviera in Summer time, you do not have
to now how to ski you can always do the "bronzage" (Tan);
swimming is out of the records too....who will look at you if you look like
wet rat?? Finally, make sure you change 6 outfits and 5 bathing suits during
the day.
- A mobile is essential,
having two cell lines will boost your moral too... preferably and in order
to be more civilized and well rounded, buy a "Clic or Premiere" in
order to be connected internationally!
- Silicon your tits, lips
and behind.... If you did not get a nose job yet?? Yiii....where the
hell do you live? you're not civilized and up to fashion get out of
here!
- Forget about McDonald's
now, the King of Burgers is in town!!! "Burger King"! Always
follow the crowd, wherever they go you follow even if you have to stand in
long lines.
- Do not buy
"Snob", "Mondanite", "Special",
"Prestige" ..read them at the "Monot" or "Casper
& Gambini"!The atmosphere there is very intellectual especially if
you are wearing Armani, Prada, Escada or Faconnable...
- You have to use only one
word in Arabic in each sentence, just to make you feel safe that
after all you are a Phoenician NOT an Arab!!!
- Forget about the local TV
networks. You have to have all the cable channels on your TV set, including
EROS and Polsat...
- Do not drink coffee or
Nescafe at home (Very Boring)....go to "Cafe Najjar", "StarBucks"
or any cafe... for your convenience, we have one at the end of each street,
where you can enjoy being stared at and staring at other people.
- Once in your life date at
least a Russian,Ukrainian or a Romanian girl. You will find them
in our "Little Russia" sector or Maameltein.
- Be a SNOB, IGNORE PEOPLE,
BE AGGRESSIVE......The more arrogant and snobbish the classier and better.
- Last but not least, always judge people by how much money they have or more precisely, how much his/her family is worth.
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