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You have to be 100 % Lebanese to understand this story.
Enjoy :-)
From some 2 months 3,I recognized a girl in the tooth of the
elephant.
She was other look and like the moon! Burn her religion what
beautiful. I tried to touch her pulse to see if there is space and it appeared
that she is interested.
The first day I talked her on the phone and the second day she
invited me on the lunch.
I asked her "what she kitchenized?",she said
"some of his mother’s yoghurt on the walking". I liked her project
and before I arrived to her ,I went to the Milker and bought some lady’s arms
and some "eat and say thank you".
She opened me the door and when she saw the handsome in my
hands she said "yiiiiiii! Your hands be safe, why torture yourself my
uncle?.
While we are eating ,rang the doorbell. She opened the door
and entered her old boyfriend. He asked her "who is he?", she said
"not your entry".
I knew straight he wanted to problemize it.
He said "my eye on you and on him,I will count god not
create you!" .
I said "look,my head does not carry me , break the evil
before the gypsy milk goes up huh! Go page the sea and bleach from my face
now!"
The man felt on his blood and left the room . in the truth ,he
poisoned my body very much, but the girl gave breakfast to my nerves. She said
"don’t carry worry, my life don’t carry worry, put your hands in cpld
water".
I told her "like my foot,don’t get a mind,tell me,are
you empty tonight?"she said "yes,I emptify myself for you?.
I told her "thank you my love, you are very digestable".
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