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Memorable Funny Quotes by Great Women

  • Inside every older lady is a younger lady  -  -  wondering what the hell happened.  - Cora Harvey Armstrong
  • Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. Anonymous
  • The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.  - Helen Hayes (at 73)
  • I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.  - Janette Barber  
  • Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.  - Lily Tomlin
  • A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.  - Carrie Snow
  • Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.  - Laurie Kuslansky  
  • Old age ain't no place for sissies.  - Bette Davis
  • A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.  - Rhonda Hansome
  • The phrase "working mother" is redundant.  - Jane Sellman
  • Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.  - Jennifer Unlimited  
  • Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.  - Charlotte Whitton
  • Thirty - five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.  - Caryn Leschen
  • I try to take one day at a time  - -  but sometimes several days attack me at once.  - Jennifer Unlimited
  • If you can't be a good example  -  -  then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.  - Catherine
  • When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!  - Kathy Buckley
  • I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.  - Roseanne Barr
  • When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.  - Elayne Boosler
  • Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.  - Maryon Pearson
  • In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.  - Margaret Thatcher
  • I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.  - Gloria Steinem
  • I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.  - Zsa Zsa Gabor 
  • Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.  - Eleanor Roosevelt

 

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