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Calorie counting - How many calories burned during intercourse!
   
It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities.

Now after "original and proprietary" research we are proud to present the results.
   
   REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
   With her consent....................... 12 Calories
   Without her consent...................187 Calories
   
   OPENING HER BRA:
   With both hands........................ 8 Calories
   With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
   With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
   
   PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
   With an erection....................... 6 Calories
   Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
   
   PRELIMINARIES:
   Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
   Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
   
   POSITIONS:
   Missionary............................. 12 Calories
   69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
   69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
   Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
   Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
   Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories
   
   ORGASMING:
   Real................................... 112 Calories
   False.................................. 315 Calories
   
   POST ORGASM:
   Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
   Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories explaining why you got out of bed
   Immediately................ 816 Calories
   
   GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
   If you are: 20-29 years old..........36 Calories
   30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
   40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
   50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
   60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
   70 and over............................ Results are still pending
   
   DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
   Calmly................................. 32 Calories
   In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
   With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
   With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories




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