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Are you in Love, lust, or just married? 

  • LOVE......................when your eyes meet across a crowded room.

  • LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room.

  • MARRIAGE............when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

  • LOVE......................when intercourse is called making love.  

  • LUST.......................all other times.

  • MARRIAGE............what's intercourse?

  • LOVE......................when you argue over how many children to have.

  • LUST.......................when you argue over who gets the wet spot. 

  • MARRIAGE............when you argue over money.

  • LOVE......................when you share everything you own.  

  • LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner bus money or money for any reason.

  • MARRIAGE............when the bank owns everything.

  • LOVE......................when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.

  • LUST.......................when the relationship is over if you don't climax.

  • MARRIAGE............what's a climax?

  • LOVE......................when you phone each other just to say  "Good day".

  • LUST.......................when you phone each other just to organize sex. 

  • MARRIAGE............when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.

  • LOVE......................when you write poems about your partner.

  • LUST.......................when all you write is your phone number.

  • MARRIAGE............when all you write is checks.

  • LOVE......................when you show concern for your partners' feelings.

  • LUST.......................when you couldn't give a shit.

  • MARRIAGE............when your only concern is what's on TV.

  • LOVE......................when your farewell is "I love you darling.."

  • LUST.......................when your farewell is "So, same time next week?" 

  • MARRIAGE............when your farewell is silent.

  • LOVE......................when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.

  • LUST.......................when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.

  • MARRIAGE............when you never see each other awake.

  • LOVE......................when your heart flutters every time you see them.

  • LUST.......................when your groin or privates twitches every time you see them.

  • MARRIAGE............when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
      

  • LOVE......................when nobody else matters.

  • LUST.......................when nobody else knows.

  • MARRIAGE............when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

  • LOVE......................when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. 

  • LUST.......................when it's just the same mushy old shit.

  • MARRIAGE............when you never listen to music.
     

  • LOVE......................when breaking up is something you try not to think about.

  • LUST.......................when staying together is something you try not to think about.

  • MARRIAGE............when just getting through today is your only thought.

  • LOVE......................when you're interested in everything your partner does.  

  • LUST.......................when you're only interested in one thing.   

  • MARRIAGE............when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your sports score.   

Remember, this is a joke.  You can still be in love and with lust in marriage.

 

 

 

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