Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad
news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to
jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your
senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry,
but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
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