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Set Her Free

Original Quote

  • If you love someone, Set her free...
  • If she comes back, She's yours,
  • If she doesn't, She never was....

 

The New Versions...

Pessimist:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • If she ever comes back, She's yours,
  • If she doesn't, As Expected, She never was...

 

Optimist:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • Don't worry, She will come back

 

Suspicious:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • If she ever comes back, Ask her why

 

Impatient:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • If she doesn't come back within one hour, Call her up

 

Patient:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • If she doesn't come back, Continue to wait until she comes back ...

 

Playful:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ... *
  • If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again

* Repeat

 

C++ Programmer:

  • If(you-love(m_she)), m_she.free()
  • If(m_she == NULL), m_she= new CShe;

 

Animal-Rights Activist:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

 

Lawyer:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the
  • Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

 

Bill Gates:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
  • But tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade

 

Biologist:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • She'll evolve.

 

Statistician:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • If she loves you, The probability of her coming back is high
  • If she doesn't, Your relation was improbable anyway

 

Schwarzenegger's Fan:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • SHE'LL BE BACK!

 

Over-Possessive Person:

  • If you love someone, Don't set her free ...

 

HR Specialist:

  • If you love someone, Set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits ...
  • Then outsource her

 

MBA:

  • If you love someone, Set her free instantaneously and ...
  • Look for others simultaneously

 

Psychologist:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • If she comes back, Her super-ego is dominant
  • If she doesn't come back, Her ID is supreme
  • If she doesn't go, She must be crazy

 

Somnambulist:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • If she comes back, It's a nightmare
  • If she doesn't, You must be dreaming

 

ERP Functional Expert:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • If she comes back, Map her into your system
  • If she doesn't, Carry out a gap-fit analysis

 

Finance Expert:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • If she comes back, It's time to look for fresh loans
  • If she doesn't, Write her off as an asset gone bad

 

Marketing Specialist:

  • If you love someone, Set her free ...
  • If she comes back, She has brand loyalty
  • If she doesn't, Reposition the brand in a new market

My Version (Berro)

  • If you love someone, she is already free with you!

 

 

 

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