She remembers everything, FOREVER.
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Difficult to access.
Always busy when you need her.
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
She is always faster and faster.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes,
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you
will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose
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