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Ideas about wives
- My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
Henry Youngman
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
- I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There
was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,"
In the lake."
Henny Youngman
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
- After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I
was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was
in love and didn't notice."
- Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it
cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
- Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
- It's not true that married men live longer than single
men. It only seems longer.
- Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost
impossible.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once.
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