Why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Lebanese version
Emile Lahoud:
First of all I'd rather answer the question that each one of you is asking himself. Why is the chicken in Lebanon? Well, all that I can say now is that the presence of the chicken in Lebanon is legal and temporary.
Rafiq El-Hairi:
Your information is not completely accurate. I am here to inform you that the chicken actually was killed when crossing the road. Let this be a reminder to you all that the balad is mashi and it will smash everything that will stand in its way.
Mariam Nour:
What is a road? What is a chicken? A chicken is a road and a road is a chicken! Wake up ya a'arab. This is a big lie, a conspiracy. Watch the "a chicken for a new America" video and you'll know the truth. The truth is within every enlightened one of us whether he is a man, a woman, a chicken or a road. And after all, the fate of the water drop is to join the big ocean.
Kornet Chehwan:
Maybe there were independence, sovereignty and freedom on the other side of the road.
Elias El-Murr (in a press conference):
The general security forces have been watching every little move of this chicken in the last few days. As a matter of fact, this chicken turned out to be a rooster with long feathers. Satellite images taken of this suspect has proved that his boy is totally covered with weird diabolical tattoos. We are now very certain that he is somehow related to a satanic group. And one ritual of this group is to cross the road.
First of all this is not a chicken. It is "hajal Sannine" who lives in "mayssel rim" and was just visiting his grandma in "Kahloon". But I know who is spreading all these rumors. It is "Rajeh".
Michel Aoun:
I am totally against the presence of any chicken in Lebanon. The chicken troops must retreat from Lebanon now. And one final word: "Baddna n'oul el ha'i'a, eddjejeh ma minti'a".
Fouad Siniora:
Ha ha ha?ha ha ha. Such a dumb chicken ! Does she really believe that by moving to the other side of the road she can escape from taxes?
Said Akel:
After inventing the alphabet and spreading the glorious Phoenician civilization all over the world, Lebanon, once again, proves to the whole world that despite being a small country, it is capable of leading all the humanity to higher levels of culture and knowledge by
producing this, what I like to call, "chicken culture".
Nasser Qandil:
Let's assume hypothetically that the chicken crossed the road. Then this will directly lead to the fact that there is a road and a chicken in Lebanon. Now, have anyone of you thought from where did Lebanon get this chicken and his road, keeping in mind that he is a poor country that suffered of war for many, many years? Yes, you're right, this road and this chicken are donations of a neighboring country, which is very closely related to us. It's like our brother or our sister if you want. Therefore, we should?
Walid Joumblat: (Before the elections)
I am here to say that I totally support the courageous decision that this heroic chicken took to cross the road. We have always demanded a repositioning of the chicken groups in Lebanon.
(After the elections) We completely condemn this careless act taken by this stupid chicken. Every chicken must stand still in its place.
And foreseeing the danger threatening the region, I call for an increase in the number of chickens all over the Lebanese territories.
Sleiman ElZghir:
I am here to deny the fact that the chicken crossed the road. For your information, there is no chicken in Lebanon whatsoever. I shot them all back when I was three years old.
Haifa Wehbeh:
Hihihi?yes, I saw a picture of this chicken on the news. It is so small I like chickens. In fact, I have two BIG chickens that I carry them with me wherever I go. I love them very much. And I think that every man in Lebanon loves them too.




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