An Italian, French and Chinese went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in
English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I
see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a
green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Chinese: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
"green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow.
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