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Californians

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:

• Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
• You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
• You take a bus or Bart and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
• Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
• You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
• You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
• You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
• You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
• A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
• Gas costs $2.50 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
• Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
• Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
• You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?
• It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
• You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their smart phones and iPods.
• It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
• HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
• Both you AND your dog have therapists.
• The Terminator is your governor.

P.S.: I am happy to be a Californian myself.  Know more, please use the Add/Contact link above.

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