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Californians
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and
Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
- Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
- You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
- You take a bus or Bart and are shocked at two people
carrying on a conversation in English.
- Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose
ring, and is named Flower.
- You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal?
- You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a
sperm donor.
- You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee
beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.
- You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
- A really great parking space can totally move you to
tears.
- Gas costs $2.50 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
U.S.
- Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing
a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George
Clooney.
- Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
- You can't remember . . . .is pot illegal?
- It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every
news station: "STORM WATCH."
- You pass an elementary school playground and the children
are all busy with their smart phones and iPods.
- It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for
work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
- HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
- Both you AND your dog have therapists.
- The Terminator is your governor.
P.S.: I am happy to be a Californian myself. Know more,
please use the Add/Contact link above.
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